Never have an actresses’ boobs done more to promote a movie than Olivia Wilde‘s for Tron: Legacy.

And here she is, inside (above) and on the cover (below) of Flaunt magazine, nekkid but for a cactus, which isn’t really doing that ‘strategically placed’ thing well at all is it? – and of course we have the obligatory scantily-clad ensemble pic, (which actually makes her look like she just fell out of the ’80s) to remind us she’s a bit sexy, like.

But let’s talk about her left hand and why it’s shoved down her trews?

Erotic? Nope. Pointless? Yes.

It’s one of those ‘I’m going to keep mens minds on sex for just a little bit longer and make women jealous they’re not as sexually charged as me’ type of pictures. But actually as a woman, the last thing I’m feeling is an inner pang of ‘hand down pants’ jealousy; because it would actually be nice to see the actress fully clothed and promoting her talent in some other way than via her nipples or bare arse for a change.

Oh, and I’m not even going there with the cacti and phallic innuendos.

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