Never mind those yawn-inducing guitar twanging tunes that make us want to jump of a high-rise building and hopefully land on her face at the bottom…

This first public pic of the singer with new boyf Jake Gyllenhaal is the latest thing to get our blood boiling…

Firstly, WTF is Jake Gyllenhaal doing going out with her??!!! She’s seriously fugly sans make-up and hair crimpers; and she’s doing that ‘he’s my man, look everyone, look how happy I am’ Jessica Simpson style desperate face; which usually means if he doesn’t answer her call in under 1 minute, she’ll hit the bottle and write a song about it for the inevitable break-up album. And then she’ll turn up at his door with a copy of US Weekly mouthing drunkenly (whilst spitting) ‘look, LOOK YOU BASTARD, LOOK HOW HAPPY WE WERE’…and then slump in a heap on the floor. And cry. Like.

Jake must obviously be trying to get every sleb blonde into bed he can? We see no other reason for dating someone who probably laughs childishly after every sentence she utters and eats a whole bag of Hershey‘s chocolate kisses, just to be rebellious.

But we’re looking forward to the day it all ends (we give ‘em months) and another gushing country tune with some piano tinkles thrown in, about lost love and being warm in a cowboy hat….quickly followed by the bitter one about smashing his penis with the underside of her guitar.

Meanwhile, we’re off to stick pins in our eyes because that’s just how this picture makes us feel.