So we know that baby Jesus (Luz) was kicked to the curb by her Madgesty; so obviously the Brazilian mod with bad pubic style hair but a GOOD buff body is now telling anyone who’ll listen that he’s up for a shag.

In an interview with Page Six magazine, Luz bored us all with the bits about wanting to be a family man, like this:

“I want to be married and have children at some point in my life”.

Blah blah blah. But then we woke up for the bit where he said this:

“For now I just want to enjoy food, friends, music … and good sex.”

Took the words right out of our mouths….