Zit puss, coldsores and dirty fingernails…hurrah, it could only be dreamboat Doherty (aka, Pete), seen here above with man boobs and particularly bad taste in fancy layering, at the launch of his new joo-ree in London last night (Dec 1).

Yes you heard us right, HIS NEW JOO-REE range. Which means he didn’t steal that fugly gold thing hanging off his neck or find it on the pub floor. It’s actually be designed by his very own post-coke comedown shaky hands.

And what better way to spread germs for Christmas, than buying one of these trinkets or necklaces which will be available in conjunction with Elizabeth Duke for Argos and Claire’s Accessories ‘finest’ range. HA! We’re just kiddin’ ya.

The collection is actually called ‘Albion Trinketry’ and is a collaboration between the Babyshambles frontman and jewellery designer Hannah Martin, which is available at Joseph‘s Westbourne Grove and Fulham Road stores; and can be seen here, modelled by a rough looking lesbian.

Don’t all rush at once now!