Not content with being one of our ‘most annoying c*nts of the year’, Bob Geldof’s spawn, Peaches has apparently landed her own agony aunt TV series, helping troubled teenagers deal with their personal problems. *looks gobsmacked*

The new show, called OMG! Totally Peaches, which will no doubt make us want to yank our eyeballs out with our bare hands, is to be aired on ITV2 in the Spring; and we just can’t wait to hear her pearls of wisdom, which probably won’t include speeding down a motorway and crashing into the gates of Disneyland or getting off your face on drugs and then posing ‘wasted chic’ like with some random fuck.

Oh, and then Ultimo dropped her for being a wacked out mess, which is why we’re wondering how she’s now deemed ‘together’ enough to give advice to impressionable youngsters on how to live your life. Hmm…

Peaches told The Sun: “I’m so excited. I can’t wait to find out what’s on the minds of young people today.”

Probably sex and how to get a free council house by producing babies of varying skin tones we’d imagine…

Oh, and did we mention this is also the girl who married a rock singer in Las Vegas, tattooed his name to her arm and then divorced him 7 months later?

Yeah, something tells us she’s not about to knock Jeremy Vile off his very smug perch just yet and perhaps they should re-name the new series, ‘OMG! Totally Shit’.