For a guy who’ll be collecting his bus pass soon(ish), we’d glady polish up his zimmer frame and put his slippers in the ‘get out of bed’ position (and of course, give ‘im a bed bath in all his nooks and hot ass crannys).

Johnny Depp….like fine wine, he just gets better with age (but occasionally you wouldn’t mind un-popping his cork and having a lil’ taster eh).