‘Tron: Legacy’‘s hottest clip so far is this one – watch where our hero Sam Flynn (Garrett Hedlund) has his clothes cut off by The Sirens, those four computer ladies (none of these is Olivia Wilde… they’re saving her for last). There will be much plastic-seat coating and changes of underpants during this scene, despite the film’s so far U rating from the BBFC. Youngsters will forever have their sexual preferences frozen in time… Picture this from the future: a man on a psychiatrist’s couch. “Yes, it was back in 2010, when I saw Tron:Legacy. From then on, my perfect woman was computer generated.” Millions of families, marriages and relationships will be ruined by the release of this film. You won’t see the fallout NOW. Wait about ten or so years…

Of course, computer-generated women have been ruining relationships for years now, so maybe there won’t be a surge in ‘women for hire’ dressed as a Siren from Tron. (Runs to check copyright on cheap Tron Siren suits.)

Wouldn’t it be great to actually have a pre-play image for this clip? Yep. Someday… Meanwhile… clickez-vous.