Poor Lembit, bitten by a snake…and no, we’re not referring to Gillian McKeith, who seems to be undergoing some sort of mental breakdown in the jungle, which Jenny Eclair referred to as Gillian just being ‘naturally eccentric”.

No Jenny love. We saw the maniacal dancing, the lack of coordination between her feet and hands and the strange noise emitting from her mouth which sounded like the noises you hear on the ‘must not enter without supervision’ wing at a mental hospital.

But enough about Dr McKeith, who was also told off for smuggling in contraband spices for the camp’s food in ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here’ last night; after which she then announced to the group she had sneaked it in via some panty pads in her knickers. Sort of brings a new meaning to the phrase ‘old spice’ eh.

Anyway, Lembit Opik was bitten on the finger apparently, while taking part in a trial which could have seen him thrown off the show. But alas, he’s still there.

We’re still waiting for the segway challenge….on a high wire, with no safety wires. And if you lot could vote Gillian up again for that too, we’d be most grateful.

Oh, and Sheryl Gascoigne was voted off the show last night. But as she’s not really been on our radar (because she’s as dull as watching re-runs of Gazza’s cry-baby World Cup moment). We don’t much care. We’re sure Bianca man-voice, celebrity fame-whore daughter was there to welcome her. Sigh….