We’re still wondering how long it’s going to take Jessica Simpson to lose the blubber so she can squeeze even one ham hock sized arm into her bloaty McObvious shotgun wedding dress; unless she opts for one of those sleeveless numbers, which might be preferable knowing how many cheese n chilli dogs with extra sauerkraut she’s added to her gut.

But that’s by the by.

Let’s talk about her shiny, sparkly engagement bling ring that funnily enough didn’t fall out of a leftover cracker from last christmas; but is actually real; unlike Eric Johnson’s love for the star. (we give ‘em months)

Pop Eater reports that the ring is in the $100,000 range and is ‘undoubtedly a rare vintage piece, circa 1900′; the ‘old European cut diamonds are approximately 2 carats each’.

But it’s still looks like something your Nan would leave in her will to you (gold and a colour, Ew, WHO does that anymore) when you would rather have had the crystal decanter; things like that always sells better on Ebay.

And in a bizarre change from the usual twitpic’ing her obsession for being in lovedom; Simpson used a photocall/signing autographs thing in the US to flash her latest accessory and give a f*ck you sign to ex-hubby Nick Lachey in an ‘I don’t give a damn’ kinda way about his recent engagement news.

Yeah, we believe you Jess love, as she staggered around the house with an empty bottle of vodka mouthing the words ‘bastard’ and ‘I’ll get you back’.