Courtney Love continues to show Taylor Momsen, Lilo, Miley et al, what life looks like on the other side of 30….and several cocktails of vodka mitt perscription drugs.

She may resemble a homeless person in expensive heels, but we all know Courtney spends most of her time slumped in between marginally functional and clinically insane – but occasionally she does something that makes us all go “what the?!”

And throwing around surplus cash by bidding for a date with actor Adrien Brody is that latest uh-ma-god moment.

The singer splashed out $17,000 for an evening with Brody, after a battle with Gerard Butler [insert what you think about that here], with all proceeds going to Paul Haggis’s Artists for Peace and Justice charity, raising money for Haitian schools.

WOW, if only it that was easy to get a date with Clive Owen, we’d be painting schools for blind children who can’t see the feckin’ murals anyway and offering to sit with old codgers for an hour a day and watch re-runs of Morse. Oh, and we’d give some money, to someone, somewhere, so they don’t have to appear again in a Red Cross advert crouched around a tap in some mud with flies everywhere – and then expect Clive delivered, nekkid, on our doorstop for one night.

But surely Courtney’s got this cougar thing all wrong – women on the wrong side of 35 shouldn’t actually buy dates with pieces of hot, young ass. Good god NO. (Not that we think Adrian’s THAT hot, but we wouldn’t kick him out of bed for a buttered crumpet). Hmm…or would we.

Anyway, poor Adrien, we’re pretty sure he’ll need to sink more booze than Amy Winehouse’s beehive in order to survive an evening with Court, her duck pout and those fishnets with a crotch that must surely have a ‘warning, enter at your own risk’ sign by now?

We’re kinda wishing Gerard had won and this would have been a whole other kinda post full of the words smut, penis and John Travolta’s spa-room.