When Kim Kardashian’s arse is wearing it, that’s when.

This vision of two bowling balls thrown inside a pair of cycling shorts probably caused minor car prangs (from rubber neckers) – and also meant neighbours had to tape down their best china for fear of tremors…and that’s not counting the aftershocks.

Nope. The trick is to COVER UP, if your junk is the size of a small country – or just don’t go out….and spare a few lives.