So Radar Online came up with a story one afternoon to drum up some online stats where they claimed Christina Aguilera was offered a tongue by Lilo’s ex-laydee/gent, Samantha Ronson in one of those lezbean support moments.

They reported the pair had become close after Xtina’s separation from Jordan Bratman due to her love of chochi and chochi bars.

But seems not (and we all threw our arms up in the air – NOT), as the claims have been furiously denied by both camps, with SamRo taking to Twitter to say “Instead of trying to be clever- I’ll say this in a clear way – NOTHING you’re reading in tabloids about me is true.”

She added for effect: “It’s all b*******.”

All that despite being seen leaving Ronson’s house on Oct 12 – the day she split with the Brat, seven hours after arriving. Hmm…plenty of time to try out SamRo’s collection of strap-ons you would think – but not so a friend says:

“They’ve known each other forever and they’re good friends. Samantha was in Mexico with Christina for Nicole’s [Richie] bachelorette party. Christina and Sam grew closer as her marriage crumbled, and eventually Jordan found himself unnecessary in his wife’s life.”

So just because SamRo is using a fanny wipe to dab away Xtina’s fake-tan oil tears, doesn’t mean they’re bumping tittay’s.

But Xtina better watch out, as soon as Lilo waves off Betty Ford, she’s gonna cut a bitch up. Xtina better sellotape that wig down.