Getting married?

Well forget the classy and expensive option……because now you can get hitched chav style thanks to McDonalds.

Who needs a 5-course meal with profiterole towers when you can have a baked apple pie wedding cake (which is basically boxes of pies stacked on top of each other) and forget that Vera Wang strapless A-line wedding dress, because now you can have one made of Ronald McTwat party balloons instead.

And if you happen to be a family of fatties, the fast food takeaway joint will even supersize the catering…just watch out for when your balloon dress pops from waistband malfunction, aka, Big Mac and Fries bloating.

The only think they can’t guarantee is alcohol, which is pretty much the only reason to go to a wedding really. Who cares about the happy couple, they’ll be divorced in 6 months anyway….and nobody is gonna get up and dad dance to “I will Survive” with a diet sprite or 10 inside them are they?

McDonalds says they receive 10 calls a month for the weddings.. most of which have taken place in Hong Kong so far.

So for anyone who’s after a quickie hitch-fest (bun in the oven, ahem)….now you can exchange nuptials over a fillet-o-fish, whilst an acne-faced teen pronounces you man and wifey..or as we prefer to call you wedding type peeps…..mugs.