That silly old useless tart Sinitta, has been forced to deny speculation she’s a lesbian after a mix-up on Twitter in which she told fans she is “coming out”.

The singer, whose vag was once best friends with Simon Cowell and also dated Brad Pitt (in the days when he was obviously a drunk and his blurred vision impacted his choice of laydee) sent her followers crazy when she posted a tweet saying: “Coming out now.”

Oh good god, are her fans complete retards?!

The has-been then laughed off the subsequent rumours about whether she’s a muff diver, insisting the post was actually meant for her driver telling him she was ready to leave the house.

Yeah right Sinitta, we all know you’ve eaten from the furry cup at some point with ‘So Macho’ blasting out in the background.

The XFactor loose end later tweeted: “I love how… you guys thought I meant ‘coming out’!!! It was a Tweet meant for my chauffeur, I Tweeted instead of text… So, though I’m sure I’d be happy if I was gay, I’m not and I’m happy anyway, so its all good! But I can’t believe how quick you jumped on that!”

Wow, must be a riot in her house when she really gets the fun going’ eh!