Oh Alexis Colby eat your meow out!

Screen diva Joan Collins has revealed she thinks audiences today are “starved of gorgeous people” to ogle on the big screen.

The actress also says the age of the classic Hollywood beauty ist kaputt.

She told Hello Magazine:

“When I was young, everybody on screen was gorgeous.

“I have to say, there aren’t that many good looking actresses around today. I mean, there’s Angelina Jolie and there’s … Angelina Jolie.

“Jennifer Aniston is cute, but I wouldn’t call her beautiful. She’s no Ava (Gardner) or Lana (Turner).”

And Collins didn’t stop at Hollywood stars either, claiming that Cheryl Cole’s success is purely down to her beauty (well we knew it wasn’t her brains love).

She said: “I think that is why Cheryl Cole is so popular, because she is just so pretty and the public are starved of gorgeous people”.

Collins believes the stars of yesteryear (another words, her starry generation) paid more attention to their appearance (you hear that Taylor, Miley, Courtney, Britney…and the rest of you paraders of fugly homeless whore-chic ?!!)

“Perhaps actresses of today, in their desire to be ‘taken seriously’, feel that being groomed and well put together detracts from their ability” she said.

“Yes, I know fashions change and everyone attempts to look up-to-date but the movie-star styles of the Twenties, Thirties, Forties and Fifties changed radically each decade. What didn’t change, however, was their individual style; they were all one-offs,” she added.

Collins also ranted about laydee slebs who go under the knife to become the perfect Hollywood star (yes, we’re talking about you Heidi Montag and Megan Fox), saying:

“Women who turn to cosmetic procedures look ghastly. They don’t look like themselves.

“I quite like the way I look, I’m quite happy with the way I look and I really don’t want to change it.

“In front of the camera my skin probably isn’t nearly as good as it used to be. But, I mean, what the hell, everybody’s got to get older.

“I think there’s something rather terrifying about people who are in their 50s or 60s trying to look 30 or 40.”

And all this from the woman who only wears a wig and accessorises her age with a young husband, bless, we love Joanie!