Is Twitter killing Ashton and Demi’s marriage?!

And the answer is YES.

Look at Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, still releasing stories about being in lovedom, in the hope of deflecting scandals about Ashton’s cheating or their alleged three mistresses a week ‘open marriage’.

Apparently the pair are now in Israel, some say to ‘renew their wedding vows’ (but that’s a load of shit) and are actually there for an event hosted by the Bezeq telecommunications group, funnily enough because Kutcher and Moore are two of the most popular social networkers on the planet.

Kutcher said of their Twitter addiction: “A lot of times my wife and I sit across from each other and Tweet. It’s a little bizarre.”

Meaning they don’t actually talk to one another anymore because it’s more appealing to indulge in a spot of tweeting rather than have sex (admit it, we’ve all been there).

Kutcher, 32, and Moore, 47, arrived in Israel over the weekend and have both said their trip is also to “forge bonds with our similarities & find compromise in our differences.”

Aka – they DO have marriage problems due to their Twitter addiction.

We all remember the Demi arse twitpic (above) that made us think lucky bitch, 1) For getting to shag Ashton,  2) For having an arse as tough as two small boulders and 3) How in lovedom the pair are tweeting the sort of pics you do after a roll in the sack.

So will Israel help bring the couple who are so obviously in trouble ‘bond’ as they say?

Let’s wait and see what they Tweet eh.

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