Daniel Radcliffe’s penis was last on Broadway in Equus, the play about a guy with a horse fetish and other psychological issues – the one most of went to see just to ogle his love muskle.
Now Daniel’s penis is back on Broadway, in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, and it wants those chorus girls to know it’s up for some serious after-show banging.
Daniel’s penis said:
“I’ve been in relationships from the age of 14 and now I’m single. I said to a friend the other day, ‘Dude, I’m doing a show with dancers. I’ve got to be single.’ He was like, ‘Don’t sleep with anyone in your own show. That’s a mistake.’ It’s good advice. But I’m not sure I’ll stick to it.”
So laydees of Broadway you’ve been warned.
In between your jazz hands and eating tissue, Daniel Radcliffe’s penis is ready to mix business with pleasure.
[...] who grew up onscreen, holding a wand and reacting to special effects, has taken some time off chasing chorus girls on his latest Broadway show How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying to say he would appear in any Harry Potter remakes, but he wouldn’t play Harry, so [...]