Guys, if you’re not currently wedging yourself between a woman’s thighs, then you might as well not be alive *stops breathing*

Because according to rapper 50 Cent, if you aren’t getting ‘any’ …then just die. Or alternatively, this could be a veiled attempt at one of 50′s favourite things, H for homophobia.

Yes us gays are better off not taking up valuable oxygen apparently. Nice. And with a hint of his Eminem style anti-gay stance (pre-Elton-John-talking-to that is) he’s using the cunnilingus line as a LOL twist to good ole’ gay bashing via tweet. Bless.

LOL? Yes we’re rolling around on our lil’ arses, that’s of course when we’re not bumming every penis on Hampstead Heath.

Just for being a complete knob whose Twitter messages are as dull as watching Jessica Simpson’s weight fluctuate, 50 Cent is our quote (and twat) of the week.