QUICK! Someone get GaGa a contract with LadyShave, otherwise her pubic minge will sprout even further than her bewbs and end up taking small children and oompa loompah’s with it causing Elaine Page to run for cover…and a tuna whiff dust-cloud that could wipe us all out!!

Or, alternatively…..bless GaGa for recycling Beyo’s old weaves.

Either way, the crazy lil’ bish has now ditched steak frocks in favour of body-wigs, performing at a small NY bar with not much else on…..oh, apart from some fishnets and McQueen Armadillo heels.

It’s not funny, it’s not clever and we’d imagine her body itched like a bastard afterwards.