Old broads and cats…normally associated with vodka, but on this occasion, it’s Dolce & Gabbana.
So here, enjoy Madge stoking her pussy whilst her buoyant bewbs almost poke our eyeballs out and oh, there’s a crucifix in there somewhere too.
And yes you’re thinking what we’re thinking, Madge and Photoshop God must have made up over her nicking his barely legal pile of abs with a modelling contract alter-ego Jesus, because there’s definitely been some digital jiggery pokery going down with this shot.
* see lack of veiny muskles, blotchy skin, lines, eye-baggage that’s been on a long-haul return journey and if you probably looked really closely, some whiskers trying to get into the groove*
This is just another one of the series of pics which hit the interweb this week showing before and after p-shop Madge. Anyone else a little bit OVER all this now?
Yes the material girl is 52-years-old..AND?
Yes she looks older, that’s generally want ageing does to you….AND?
Yes she needs smoothing out and glossing up in order to sell a luxury brand, but what do people want, Judy Finnigan in a cat suit (now that really would rip the backs of eyeballs out)…..Vanessa Feltz bent over with her D&G gypsy frock riding up her arse or Kirstie Allsop with her puppies out draped in buffalo mozzarella?!?!
The point is, they’re all REAL women and SO IS MADONNA!!!!!
But unlike them, she can sell fashion to the masses, because let’s be honest, we all cream our pants when we see her legs akimbo on a velvet-clad chair because she’s just so dirty – or standing over the kitchen sink, because you know she’s never clocked sight of an actual sink – or getting it up the arse in a lift whilst keeping her shades on…oh, hang on, of course she’s done that. Anyway….
We’re not avin’ it anymore, YOU HEAR!!!
We j’adoor Madge and if she wants wipe off 20-years via post-production, then go for it we say. How many D&G male models have probably had their packages enhanced and bods extra ripped for those ad campaigns eh??
We have a little message for y’all. Get over it.
