Veins’a bulgin’ (along with something else tucked away inside Tom Hardy’s magic crotch)…..the sight of this hot piece of ass with some shopping bags makes us go all weak at Waitrose.

We’re still hoping he ditches that bish of a cross-eyed fiancée of his *taps fingers on table in wait*

So for now, we’ll just make do with a screen w*nk…or ‘saver’ as some of you teccie sluts call it.