From a quite hot dandy highwayman in the ’80s to crack-eyed, fugly old eccentric (this is a nice word for weirdo) in 2010, who also looks like he’s just been sacked from the circus.

Adam Ant, not so much “Stand and Deliver” as stand and he’ll probably go arse over with the amount of spliffs he’s dragged on…and what’s with THAT hat? Did he steal it off a cast member from Les Miserables on his way to the Ivy for some slops?!

We know the singer suffers from a touch of the Kerry Katona’s (bipolar disorder) but honestly, that’s no excuse for walking around like a luvvie has-been who sleeps in theatre door ways while people flick peanuts at him.