Yo, hip-hop star 50 Cent is looking for love, and through the power of social networking, he’s taken to Twitter to bag himself a “b**ch”.
Look at this wonderfully eloquent message he wrote:
“A yal be on twitter meeting each other. Then yal be f***ing this s**t is crazy. I wanta find me a bad b**ch on twitter. Lol (sic).
“So look I just finished with a fat b**ch for the first time I wanta tell you don’t knock it till you try it. it was bad. Hurt my back though I should a never tried to pick her up. Lol (sic),”.
Nice. ‘A fat b*tch’. We take it this means he’s had some folds of vag.
The rapper has previously admitted he thinks hoes are after his $440 million stash of cash, revealing:
“It’s difficult for me to trust a woman. Men are attracted to beautiful women. Women are attracted to men who offer security – financial security. And if you have money and you’re famous, women find that sexy.”
And his point is?