The Kardashian with plenty of junk in her trunk, Kim Kardashian is the latest sleb to be immortalised as an inflatable sex toy. Lucky girl.

According to Monsters and Critics, the reality TV star’s doll is the latest in the “Super Stars Series” from the adult novelty manufacturer, Pipedream Products (remember they brought us the lovely Lady Gag Gag).

“Kinky Kim.” features a Kardashian look-alike wafting down a burger like a drunk David Hasselhoff, with her tits covered in lettuce and tomatoes. Oh and some very creamy mayonnaise which just so happens to be dripping down her chest like, well, you know what; cue smutty references like ‘extra sauce with that” blah blah.  *n.b. The Hoff didn’t have tits in his famous burger munching pics, but he did have moobs.

It’s just another day in the classy life of ole’ titsalina, whose also currently dealing with some recently published nekkid shots from her 2007 Playboy calender. Something she’s not none too pleased about.

Thing is love, if you don’t want to be the object of trouser fiddlers attention, then just stop flashing your crack and baps and pulling sex face whilst bent over your latest fragrance, eau d’famewhore..easy innit.