Just when you thought sunset strip hookers had the monopoly on slutty style  - would you Adam and Eve it, but Miley ‘trailer trash’ Cyrus has only gone and outdone ‘prossie chic’ by turning up in an outfit that wouldn’t look out of place leaning into a car door down a side alley – but which also pays hommage to Cher a’la 1992!

The 17-yr-old lap dancer turned out at the MuchMusic Awards in Canada last night (20.06.10) sporting mostly nekkid flesh and then a bit of netting slash lace teamed up with some rather fetching chunky gold danglers.

Would we pick her up on our next curb surf….in a word…No.