Oh gawd, one pic Madge won’t be best pleased to see.

Holding on for dear life to toy-boyf Jesus, the Madgester not only looks sh*t-faced but looks as if she’s pumped a little too much of the old iron, with arms that wouldn’t look out of place in a ‘He-Man’ comic. Perfectly set off by the mesh fingie-less glove, yes this is the Material Girl’s latest ‘transformation’ – into a rough-old bird.

Ahh come on..you know we really love her long-time!